Colbert: My ‘Contacts’ in Watching T.V. Tell Me Trump Colluded with Russia

RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "What? So... They meddled in an election, but didn’t care who won? That’s like a gambler saying, “Don’t worry, I fixed the race-for all the horses.” Well, Secretary Nielsen, I have acquired high-level intelligence proving that Putin intended to help Donald Trump win, from my contacts in watching TV.