Mexico Sports Announcer Blasts Mexican Soccer Team, Hails America as Reason They’re in Playoffs

Here's a Translation of the Mexican Soccer Announcer Going on an Epic Anti-Mexico Rant After the US Scores a Goal (Business Insider)

The United States scored two goals in stoppage time to save Mexico from World Cup elimination in stunning fashion on Tuesday night.
After the game, a great video of TV Azteca announcer Christian Martinoli going bonkers after the U.S. goal surfaced online. He briefly speaks in English, yelling, "We love you forever and ever! God bless America!"

But the rest of the rant, in Spanish, is equally as amazing. People were translating brief bits here and there on Twitter last night, but now we have a full translation thanks to Deadspin commenter wdcrob.

Martinoli basically calls the Mexican team worthless and says America did everything for them.