Conan: NYC Marathon Winner Was a Democrat Running Away from Obama

CONAN: “Big day in New York City yesterday. Yesterday was the New York City marathon. Yeah. The marathon was won in record time by a Democratic candidate running away from President Obama. He did the whole thing in four minutes. Of course, tomorrow is election day, that’s right. A lot of excitement in this room about that. Election day, that’s right, the day we Americans wake up, consider our options and then remember we didn’t register to vote.”