Colbert: It’s Not My Fault Americans Aren’t ‘Worried’ with Ebola, I’ve Done My Part

COLBERT: "But I'm sorry, I'm sorry folks -- it's just not -- a big round of applause for bodily fluids tonight! This is a hot crowd. They're not taking it seriously enough because you're not taking it seriously enough. The latest polls show only 11% of Americans are "Very worried" about being infected by Ebola. And it's not my fault because I've done my part to make you shart. And I wanna know how you're doing. So go to ColbertNation.com tonight and take my poll: How worried are you about the unstoppable virus that's just seconds away from infecting everyone you love? Somewhat? Very? or Hazmat bubble prevents me from clicking on answer. We'll calculate the results and make them available tomorrow."