Noah on Louis C.K.: Another One for the Oscar Category of ‘Best Actor of Movies We Can’t Watch Anymore’

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NOAH: "Really, feb? You want us to send you our news? Get the (bleep) Out of here, man. How about, Mark Zuckerberg, you send us your news. Actually, no, that's owls a bad idea. This whole thing say bad idea. This is bad for everybody, except for people caught cheating. For them it's a great excuse. Your woman is like, "Who is she?" And you're like, "No, no, baby, baby, I wasn't sending news. I was uploading those pics to to Facebook to save our relationship." "Then why is it in your phone as shaylene?" "Also correct?" I don't care what Facebook says, this is a pervy moon. I was like this is the most pervy story of the day, and then Louis C.K. Said, "Hold my penis." Like, at this point, we're going to need a new Oscar category this year: Best actor whose movies we can't watch anymore. Laugh and, you know, now they think about tall women in Hollywood should win double oscars for acting like all the men were cool all along, every single one of them. Like, it's getting to the point whenever I see a beloved celebrity's name trending on Twitter I'm like, "Oh, please tell me they're dead. Please tell me they're dead. Oh, damn it!" Every day. Let's move on."