Conan on Trump Calling the Justice System a Joke: He Wonders Why He’s Still Not in Prison

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CONAN: "And President Trump announced it will bring trillions of dollars to the U.S. Trillions of dollars. Yeah. He then said specifically to three members of my cabinet. And going to make them -- yeah. Because they don't have enough. Want another crack at this right here? This guy right here? Hi. This guy was supposed to rub my nipple. And then he gave me the little pinch. Gave it a little pinch there, didn't you? Yeah. He gave it a little pinch. Right here. Right here. Yeah. You kind of -- he's kind of a creep, isn't he, huh? You never know what that guy is going to pull, yeah. And what else -- President Trump tweeted that our criminal justice system is a joke. Yeah. He then tweeted, mine, how is my entire family not in prison? Come on. What are we doing here?"