Hasan Minhaj to Asian Parents: Kids Blow up the World When You Force Them to a Career They Hate

RUSH EXCERPT:
MINHAJ: "But here's the good news shy town, you guys have the solution to all of this because Kim Jong un is obsessed with the Chicago Bulls. This is true. When Kim was a boy, his passion was basketball, especially Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls. He would fall asleep with a basketball in his bed. Little dude spent hours doing meticulous pencil drawings of Bulls superstars. Creepy, okay? So everybody's, like, oh, is he insane? Is he a genius? No. Kim Jong un is basically me when I was in middle school -- short, awkward, obsessed with basketball, weird haircut, that's 13-year-old Hasan. Look at that photo! That's Kim Jong Minhaj, mushroom cut and all When you look at kick kick, I see every Asian kid who couldn't make the basketball team. He wants to launch threes, not rockets. You see that Asian parents? This is what happens when you force a kid into a career they hate. They threaten to blow up the world. I know! I know Kim Jong un is basically 13-year-old Hasan because the best day of his life was when we got to meet Chicago Bulls power forward Dennis Rodman. Look at that! Look at how adorable they are!"