Random Florida Man Interviewed on Fox News Amazes with His Meteorological Expertise

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REPORTER: "Here comes a couple of other people. What he think about the storm the risk to your own safety this morning?"
FLORIDA MAN: "What you think about the risk to your own safety at this point. As we speak the eye of the storm is due south of us by 220 miles because it is crossing the 80th meridian which is 80 degrees west longitude. I'm not so worried because so far away. And it's not just westbound. It was 20075 degrees. That's only one 15th above due west towards true north. The thing is moving and has been moving in a very westerly direction and because it several hundred miles south the risks are less and less. I'll think it is good to get much worse to what we're seeing right here. They do suggest that it's gonna get worse. Landfall looks to be happening around 8:00 A.M. tomorrow."