Noah: White People Complaining About Racism Is Like How Rich People Complain About Money Problems

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
NOAH: "Finally! You know how many times I go to colleges in America and say, 'Hey, where's all the white people?' If American colleges were any whiter, Jon Snow would build a wall to protect us from them. "They're all coming. So many of them!" "They've got magic and hacky sacks." Now, if you're confused about why this is happening, welcome to the club. Jeff Sessions and his Justice Department have decided to get serious about racism against white people, which I didn't think was a priority, but, apparently, it is. Because according to one poll, 54%, or more than half of Trump supporters, think white people face more discrimination than black people. Yeah. No, no, no. Look, I know, a lot of white people have real problems. But to hear them saying, "Us whites have it worse than black people." Like where? In the sun? Like-- Where? It's almost like when rich people complain about their financial problems-- "Do you know how high the taxes on my summer home are?" "Wait, you have a house for one season?" "Yeah, I need a house to get away from my house. What, you don't have a second house?" "I don't even have a house." "You're so lucky." It's madness. Going after affirmative action at American universities is bound to be a big issue."