Colbert to John Kelly: If We’re Good, Can We Have Mooch Back?

COLBERT: "And Kelly wasted no time, he did not waste a minute, draining all the fun out of the administration by immediately firing White House Communications Director and man demonstrating his trademark double-ass pat, Anthony Scaramucci. You gotta let him go! We're going to miss you, Mooch. General Kelly, if we're good, can we have Mooch back at the end of the semester? We'll feed him and wash him and take care of him and everything. He can sleep at the foot of my bed. But the Mooch took his dismissal in stride because after being fired, Scaramucci ate at Trump's hotel. Wow! Ouch! I can't believe 'The Mooch' had to eat Trump's crap twice in one day."