Colbert: Trump Is Considering Ted Cruz as Attorney General Bec. He Knows How ‘Truthful’ He Is

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COLBERT: “Well, according to CNN’s Chris Cillizza, Trump doesn’t actually like to fire people and ‘Wants to make Sessions’ life so uncomfortable that Sessions throws up his hands and walks away.’ Trump’s like a bad boyfriend — who’s too scared to break up with you and who’s daring you to break up with him. ‘Oh, looks like you caught me in bed with your sister. Also, sorry I forgot your birthday, I was too busy selling your jewelry for drugs. So, you ready to buy me dinner?’ There are even rumors that Donald Trump has plans already to replace Sessions and has floated names like former New York mayor and embalmer’s display model, Rudy Giuliani... And he’s even considering his former campaign rival, Ted Cruz. Well, of course! You know you want Cruz at the Head of Justice. We all remember how Trump spent the campaign calling him ‘Truthful Ted!’"