Colbert: I Want to Believe Trump But It’s So Hard Bec. He Lies About a Lot of Things
COLBERT: " I want to believe Trump here. I really want to believe that the president of the United States is just shooting the breeze with a guy he is accused of colluding with for the second time that day for an hour.'Vlad, what is your favorite animal to ride shirtless. You have one hour to answer.' But here's why it is hard. Here's why it is hard to believe him. He lies about everything. He lies about crowd size, voter fraud, till death do us part. He is the boy who cried Wolf Blitzer is fake news. This might actually be a nothing burger but every time they tell us it is a nothing burger it turns out to be a juicy quarter pounder with sleaze."