Kimmel: Sinkhole in Mar-a-Lago Is a Door to Hell

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
TRUMP: "Meanwhile, back at what Trump calls his 'Winter White House,' Mar-a-Lago in Palm Beach, this is weird. A sinkhole is forming. This is a 4 by 4-foot hole in the Earth right at the entrance to Mar-a-Lago. Why, nobody knows. Oh, wait... We do -- this is Satan's way of saying the door is always open. I don't want you to worry, though. I really don't."