Colbert Unleashes on Trump: I Call Your Presidency ‘Disgrace the Nation’

‘You have more people marching against you than cancer’

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COLBERT: "Mr. Trump, your presidency, I love your presidency. I call it 'disgrace the nation.' You are not the POTUS, you are the bloatus, you are the glutton with the button, you’re a regular ‘Gorge Washington.’ You are the presi-dunce, but you are turning into a real pricktator. Sir, you attract more skinheads than free Rogaine. You have more people marching against you than cancer. You talk like a sign language gorilla who got hit in the head. In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being a Putin’s [bleep] holster. Your presidential library is going to be a kid’s menu and a couple of Jugg’s magazine. The only thing smaller than your hands is your tax return. And you can take that any way you want."

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