Trevor Noah Rips Trump’s Failed Pyramid Scheme Business

But for once I ░░░░░░░░ admit that Trump actually ░░░░░░░░ does know what he ░░░░░░░░ talking about you know ░░░░░░░░ says he wants to ░░░░░░░░ ObamaCare Well guess what ░░░░░░░░ actually has health care ░░░░░░░░ and it comes from ░░░░░░░░ business he ran called ░░░░░░░░ Trump Network I want ░░░░░░░░ and your family to ░░░░░░░░ from our breakthrough health ░░░░░░░░ We want to give ░░░░░░░░ renewed hope and with ░░░░░░░░ exciting plan to opt ░░░░░░░░ of the recession NOAH ░░░░░░░░ are you always shouting ░░░░░░░░ re only two feet ░░░░░░░░ the camera We can ░░░░░░░░ you You don t ░░░░░░░░ to shout like that ░░░░░░░░ have microphones for a ░░░░░░░░ The guy must be ░░░░░░░░ nightmare You can imagine ░░░░░░░░ talk with Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ something romantic You look ░░░░░░░░ beautiful right now And ░░░░░░░░ selling health supplements Yeah ░░░░░░░░ sounds legitimate Who better ░░░░░░░░ take health advice from ░░░░░░░░ a man with this ░░░░░░░░ perfect physique The point ░░░░░░░░ we can look at ░░░░░░░░ Trump network for an ░░░░░░░░ of how Donald Trump ░░░░░░░░ health care system And ░░░░░░░░ friends it s so ░░░░░░░░ The concept wasn t ░░░░░░░░ revolutionary Companies like Mary ░░░░░░░░ have sold products through ░░░░░░░░ is called multilevel markets ░░░░░░░░ years Those at the ░░░░░░░░ tend to receipt most ░░░░░░░░ One person recruits three ░░░░░░░░ who recruits three friends ░░░░░░░░ on down the line ░░░░░░░░ Basically you pay a ░░░░░░░░ fee up front to ░░░░░░░░ and then you enlist ░░░░░░░░ friends and they enlist ░░░░░░░░ friends and so on ░░░░░░░░ so on Think of ░░░░░░░░ as a pyramid shaped ░░░░░░░░ opportunity Yeah yeah You ░░░░░░░░ be wondering what sort ░░░░░░░░ amazing health products was ░░░░░░░░ pushing through this network ░░░░░░░░ was something for everyone ░░░░░░░░ braind of healthy kids ░░░░░░░░ called snazzy snaxx with ░░░░░░░░ x s so you ░░░░░░░░ it s poison Snazzy ░░░░░░░░ It sounds like a ░░░░░░░░ treat you buy for ░░░░░░░░ dog that s also ░░░░░░░░ stripper Like She s ░░░░░░░░ her way through obedience ░░░░░░░░ Please welcome snazzle The ░░░░░░░░ interesting product the most ░░░░░░░░ the product in the ░░░░░░░░ health care lineup was ░░░░░░░░ line of vitamins that ░░░░░░░░ weirdly personal A key ░░░░░░░░ was personalized vitamins supposedly ░░░░░░░░ to each customer after ░░░░░░░░ sent their urine to ░░░░░░░░ lab for analysis Laughter ░░░░░░░░ And here we are ░░░░░░░░ friends the relationship we ░░░░░░░░ doing this story The ░░░░░░░░ network s flagship product ░░░░░░░░ sending boxes of pee ░░░░░░░░ the mail in exchange ░░░░░░░░ vitamins This is the ░░░░░░░░ guy who thought it ░░░░░░░░ disgusting to even think ░░░░░░░░ Hillary going to the ░░░░░░░░ This is the same ░░░░░░░░ Now tition turns out ░░░░░░░░ he was upset that ░░░░░░░░ was wasting it No ░░░░░░░░ would Donald Trump want ░░░░░░░░ s pee Maybe it ░░░░░░░░ human pee that gives ░░░░░░░░ hair that perfect ammonia ░░░░░░░░ So what happened to ░░░░░░░░ Trump network here in ░░░░░░░░ Well it really through ░░░░░░░░ before it actually blew ░░░░░░░░ A reported 20 000 ░░░░░░░░ sales representatives pawt the ░░░░░░░░ network products and tried ░░░░░░░░ recruit others to sell ░░░░░░░░ too but within two ░░░░░░░░ a half years the ░░░░░░░░ proof business collapsed Trevor ░░░░░░░░ man The pee based ░░░░░░░░ supplement business can t ░░░░░░░░ the recession What s ░░░░░░░░ even for Trump declined ░░░░░░░░ request for an interview ░░░░░░░░ attorney said he did ░░░░░░░░ own the companies or ░░░░░░░░ the products and said ░░░░░░░░ never endorsed the merchandise ░░░░░░░░ this letter signed by ░░░░░░░░ saying I believe in ░░░░░░░░ Trump network products Trevor ░░░░░░░░ no don t you ░░░░░░░░ him guys His signature ░░░░░░░░ endorsement doesn t count ░░░░░░░░ an endorsement We all ░░░░░░░░ when Trump endorses merchandise ░░░░░░░░ puts a crown on ░░░░░░░░ head and a sash ░░░░░░░░ it That s how ░░░░░░░░ works Which I guess ░░░░░░░░ I guess leaves this ░░░░░░░░ question if the business ░░░░░░░░ what happened to all ░░░░░░░░ pee Oh Trump went ░░░░░░░░ a lot of trouble ░░░░░░░░ get all of that ░░░░░░░░ He wouldn t just ░░░░░░░░ it away He s ░░░░░░░░ businessman So where s ░░░░░░░░ pee Is it hidden ░░░░░░░░ it oh wait What ░░░░░░░░ it s been right ░░░░░░░░ front of us the ░░░░░░░░ time We re benefiting ░░░░░░░░ these other countries Turned ░░░░░░░░ I was right on ░░░░░░░░ single subject We need ░░░░░░░░ change We need a ░░░░░░░░ fast Trevor Republicans It ░░░░░░░░ like for the second ░░░░░░░░ in a row you ░░░░░░░░ nominating Goldwater At least ░░░░░░░░ least we now know ░░░░░░░░ all the pee went ░░░░░░░░ we always knew where ░░░░░░░░ bleep was all along ░░░░░░░░ ll be right back.