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Summary
Robert De Niro Returns to SNL to Play Mueller Lurking in Eric Trump’s Closet in Cold Open
Source
Mediaite

Name: Mediaite

URL: http://www.mediaite.com/

, WESH-TV (NBC 2; Orlando, Fla.)

Name: WESH-TV (NBC 2; Orlando, Fla.)

URL: http://www.wesh.com/

Show
Saturday Night Live

Name: Saturday Night Live

URL: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/index.shtml

Persons
Mikey Day

Name: Mikey Day

Position: Comedian

, Alex Moffat

Name: Alex Moffat

Position: Comedian

, Robert De Niro

Name: Robert De Niro

Position: Actor

, Mumford & Sons

Name: Mumford & Sons

Employment: Universal Music Group

Position: British Band

, Ego Nwodim

Name: Ego Nwodim

Position: Actress

Event
Event location
New York, N.Y.

Name: New York, N.Y.

URL: http://nyc.gov

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Uploaded
12/08/2018 11:34 pm
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Duration
0:04:47
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102
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Transcript
RUSH TRANSCRIPT Eric Cheers ░░░░░░░░ applause What are you ░░░░░░░░ awake It s past ░░░░░░░░ bed time I m ░░░░░░░░ I think there s ░░░░░░░░ boogieman in my closet ░░░░░░░░ there s no boogieman ░░░░░░░░ your closet Have you ░░░░░░░░ watching the news Yeah ░░░░░░░░ can t watch that ░░░░░░░░ bud It s too ░░░░░░░░ up They said they ░░░░░░░░ going to indict you ░░░░░░░░ t worry about that ░░░░░░░░ but hey I m ░░░░░░░░ you know what indict ░░░░░░░░ Yeah indict there s ░░░░░░░░ sugar in Diet Coke ░░░░░░░░ Almost but you ll ░░░░░░░░ it Hey how about ░░░░░░░░ bedtime story Okay Oh ░░░░░░░░ we go twas the ░░░░░░░░ before Christmas This is ░░░░░░░░ classic Remember if there ░░░░░░░░ ever a word you ░░░░░░░░ t understand bud just ░░░░░░░░ stop Okay Okay Twas ░░░░░░░░ Twas that s the ░░░░░░░░ it and was put ░░░░░░░░ buddy It s a ░░░░░░░░ Okay Contraction is you ░░░░░░░░ what let s just ░░░░░░░░ reading okay Twas the ░░░░░░░░ before Christmas and all ░░░░░░░░ the house not a ░░░░░░░░ was stirring not even ░░░░░░░░ mouse You hear that ░░░░░░░░ There s something in ░░░░░░░░ closet But that s ░░░░░░░░ the cheap steel dad ░░░░░░░░ to build his towers ░░░░░░░░ it s blowing in ░░░░░░░░ wind Look buddy nothing ░░░░░░░░ the closet Cheers and ░░░░░░░░ See no one s ░░░░░░░░ your closet Robert Mueller ░░░░░░░░ in there Eric nobody ░░░░░░░░ a fibber Oops okay ░░░░░░░░ m sorry bud This ░░░░░░░░ my lawyer I need ░░░░░░░░ take this Look Eric ░░░░░░░░ s going to be ░░░░░░░░ okay Love you buddy ░░░░░░░░ you All right Hey ░░░░░░░░ bad is it Uh ░░░░░░░░ oh god Uh huh ░░░░░░░░ can I flip on ░░░░░░░░ Okay Night don Hi ░░░░░░░░ Don t be scared ░░░░░░░░ s just me Robert ░░░░░░░░ your dad s friend ░░░░░░░░ work I m not ░░░░░░░░ to talk to you ░░░░░░░░ s fine Eric It ░░░░░░░░ pretty clear early on ░░░░░░░░ you don t know ░░░░░░░░ Nope I wish I ░░░░░░░░ say the same for ░░░░░░░░ of your bad s ░░░░░░░░ Mr Fan a fart ░░░░░░░░ Mr Pop Popolopodus Mr ░░░░░░░░ You might want to ░░░░░░░░ calling him federal inmate ░░░░░░░░ Laughter Get it Eric ░░░░░░░░ Well I m glad ░░░░░░░░ re laughing but this ░░░░░░░░ serious That depends on ░░░░░░░░ much you want to ░░░░░░░░ your family Oh no ░░░░░░░░ s that s not ░░░░░░░░ But hey no one ░░░░░░░░ the full story yet ░░░░░░░░ saw what I put ░░░░░░░░ It s all been ░░░░░░░░ redacted Do you know ░░░░░░░░ redacted is Uh huh ░░░░░░░░ when my dad called ░░░░░░░░ Sessions mentally redacted Yeah ░░░░░░░░ that was fun But ░░░░░░░░ I just came here ░░░░░░░░ let you know no ░░░░░░░░ what happens no matter ░░░░░░░░ happens America is going ░░░░░░░░ be just this is ░░░░░░░░ country full of good ░░░░░░░░ Yeah Good people like ░░░░░░░░ dad Let s put ░░░░░░░░ pin in that Mr ░░░░░░░░ people say you re ░░░░░░░░ worst thing to ever ░░░░░░░░ to my dad No ░░░░░░░░ getting elected was the ░░░░░░░░ thing that ever happened ░░░░░░░░ your dad And Live ░░░░░░░░ New York it s ░░░░░░░░ night Announcer It s ░░░░░░░░ night live”!
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