SNL Skewers Fox News’ Migrant Caravan Coverage in Cold Open

>> Hello good evening I ░░░░░░░░ Laura Ingraham And just ░░░░░░░░ quickly respond to all ░░░░░░░░ my fan mail no ░░░░░░░░ re tonight we re ░░░░░░░░ from the Arizona border ░░░░░░░░ a vicious caravan of ░░░░░░░░ maybe millions of illegal ░░░░░░░░ is headed straight for ░░░░░░░░ and your grandchildren And ░░░░░░░░ s not fearmongering That ░░░░░░░░ just but true Thankfully ░░░░░░░░ have a president who ░░░░░░░░ protects America President Trump ░░░░░░░░ here in a new ░░░░░░░░ portrait has sent thousands ░░░░░░░░ troops to the border ░░░░░░░░ stop this caravan Of ░░░░░░░░ the liberal media is ░░░░░░░░ to label President Trump ░░░░░░░░ racist but expect for ░░░░░░░░ words and actions throughout ░░░░░░░░ life how is he ░░░░░░░░ All of a sudden ░░░░░░░░ term Nationalist is bad ░░░░░░░░ word White is bad ░░░░░░░░ phrase White nationalist is ░░░░░░░░ Laughter When I hear ░░░░░░░░ nationalist I just think ░░░░░░░░ a fun Fourth of ░░░░░░░░ barbecue the kind you ░░░░░░░░ t have to call ░░░░░░░░ cops on Now let ░░░░░░░░ find out what s ░░░░░░░░ happening with this caravan ░░░░░░░░ me is the host ░░░░░░░░ her own show here ░░░░░░░░ Fox News judge Jeanine ░░░░░░░░ It s an absolute ░░░░░░░░ What is Just whatever ░░░░░░░░ re talking Right Well ░░░░░░░░ judge Pirro what have ░░░░░░░░ heard about the caravan ░░░░░░░░ haven t just heard ░░░░░░░░ it I ve seen ░░░░░░░░ with my own eyes ░░░░░░░░ a look at this ░░░░░░░░ of the caravan from ░░░░░░░░ today my God And ░░░░░░░░ s real footage of ░░░░░░░░ caravan It has to ░░░░░░░░ real I found it ░░░░░░░░ trutheagle gun And who ░░░░░░░░ in the caravan Everyone ░░░░░░░░ ve ever seen in ░░░░░░░░ nightmares Laura It s ░░░░░░░░ Guatemalans Mexicans ISIS the ░░░░░░░░ brothers the 1990 Detroit ░░░░░░░░ Thanos and several babadooks ░░░░░░░░ President Trump has said ░░░░░░░░ are Middle Eastern people ░░░░░░░░ well No question Laura ░░░░░░░░ caravan s got hella ░░░░░░░░ They took the very ░░░░░░░░ direct flight from Iran ░░░░░░░░ Guatemala that claims their ░░░░░░░░ as service animals and ░░░░░░░░ rode them straight into ░░░░░░░░ It makes almost too ░░░░░░░░ sense And what will ░░░░░░░░ when they get here ░░░░░░░░ we re in trouble ░░░░░░░░ Just look at this ░░░░░░░░ of the caravan crossing ░░░░░░░░ Mexico Laughter Wow that ░░░░░░░░ truly horrifying Was that ░░░░░░░░ Pitt Yes that s ░░░░░░░░ We believe he s ░░░░░░░░ dating the caravan which ░░░░░░░░ have labeled Brad a ░░░░░░░░ That s top notch ░░░░░░░░ Jeanine Oh I know ░░░░░░░░ I d like to ░░░░░░░░ a moment to thank ░░░░░░░░ sponsors all the wonderful ░░░░░░░░ that stuck with me ░░░░░░░░ I attacked the survivors ░░░░░░░░ the parkland shooting So ░░░░░░░░ thanks to warm ice ░░░░░░░░ Is regular ice cream ░░░░░░░░ cold for your sensitive ░░░░░░░░ Let us warm it ░░░░░░░░ first And from the ░░░░░░░░ of mypillow my hemorrhoid ░░░░░░░░ Everyone s hemorrhoids are ░░░░░░░░ Shouldn t your doughnut ░░░░░░░░ too Of course white ░░░░░░░░ A castle for whites ░░░░░░░░ please And don t ░░░░░░░░ my colleague Brian kilmeade ░░░░░░░░ new book Andrew Jackson ░░░░░░░░ the battle for Hillary ░░░░░░░░ e mails That s ░░░░░░░░ inspiring story Now as ░░░░░░░░ said thousands of troops ░░░░░░░░ headed to the border ░░░░░░░░ goal is to have ░░░░░░░░ armed soldiers for every ░░░░░░░░ shoeless immigrant child Trump ░░░░░░░░ calling it operation eagle ░░░░░░░░ a huge dong Eagle ░░░░░░░░ a dong Here with ░░░░░░░░ insider s look is ░░░░░░░░ Milwaukee sheriff and Trump ░░░░░░░░ David Clarke Sheriff how ░░░░░░░░ you I m popular ░░░░░░░░ my own people Well ░░░░░░░░ situation is urgent Laura ░░░░░░░░ caravan is only 800 ░░░░░░░░ from our border If ░░░░░░░░ immigrants walk at normal ░░░░░░░░ of 300 miles a ░░░░░░░░ they could be here ░░░░░░░░ time to vote on ░░░░░░░░ Day Aare they moving ░░░░░░░░ quickly Just take a ░░░░░░░░ at this aerial footage ░░░░░░░░ the caravan my God ░░░░░░░░ those are humans Basically ░░░░░░░░ We ve also learned ░░░░░░░░ all of the women ░░░░░░░░ the caravan are more ░░░░░░░░ nine months pregnant And ░░░░░░░░ holding the babies in ░░░░░░░░ the exact moment when ░░░░░░░░ cross the border And ░░░░░░░░ they literally are literally ░░░░░░░░ to drop anchor And ░░░░░░░░ babies get this are ░░░░░░░░ And sheriff I have ░░░░░░░░ press you on this ░░░░░░░░ are your sources The ░░░░░░░░ from Dumbo Thank you ░░░░░░░░ Clarke Now leading up ░░░░░░░░ the midterms there s ░░░░░░░░ lot of awful voter ░░░░░░░░ going on That s ░░░░░░░░ I m proud to ░░░░░░░░ a new segment called ░░░░░░░░ News tips for black ░░░░░░░░ Hispanic voters We want ░░░░░░░░ make sure your voices ░░░░░░░░ heard Tip one never ░░░░░░░░ on Tuesdays The crowds ░░░░░░░░ the absolute worst on ░░░░░░░░ Tip number two palettes ░░░░░░░░ be confusing If you ░░░░░░░░ R next to a ░░░░░░░░ that could mean Republican ░░░░░░░░ two ballots can be ░░░░░░░░ Tip three if you ░░░░░░░░ Hispanic you can call ░░░░░░░░ your vote If you ░░░░░░░░ you voted get memtive ░░░░░░░░ commemorate see Jesus as ░░░░░░░░ really was as an ░░░░░░░░ Let s take a ░░░░░░░░ When we come back ░░░░░░░░ update from disgraced former ░░░░░░░░ Alec Baldwin see here ░░░░░░░░ a young boy scout ░░░░░░░░ live from New York ░░░░░░░░ s Saturday night!