Chris Christie Says He’d Rather Hang Out with His Wife than Campaign with Rand Paul

‘In a choice between Mary Pat Christie and Rand Paul, it’s no choice for me. So, I’ll be with Mary Pat’

Bro Nay-ner: Governor Chris Christie Announces Choice of His Wife Over Sen. Rand Paul (Mediaite)

The rocky, loveless bromance between Governor Chris Christie (R-NJ) and Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) took a light turn on Tuesday, as Governor Christie announced that he would not be attending a rally in New Jersey next week with Sen. Paul, due to a prior commitment. The rally, for lost cause Senate candidate Steve Lonegan (R-Snowball Section of Hell), falls on New Jersey First Lady Mary Pat Christie‘s birthday, a conflict which the Guv wisely explains is “no choice for me.”

At a press conference at NJIT Tuesday morning, Christie was asked about the rally. “I had to choose,” Christie said. “It was a very tough choice, Terry — but I had to choose between my wife and Rand Paul. And it’s Mary Pat’s 50th birthday that weekend and I’m taking her away just the two of us for her 50th birthday. We’re leaving Friday morning, we won’t get back until Sunday night. And in a choice between Mary Pat Christie and Rand Paul, it’s no choice for me. So, I’ll be with Mary Pat.”

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