Noah: Ryan Has Become a Pussy, I’m Surprised Trump Hasn’t Grabbed Him Yet

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
NOAH: "It was obvious to everyone Trump was trolling Ryan, but last night Paul Ryan explained we've all got wrong eyes."
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CBS NEWS: "Did you guys talk about the tweet he sent out to watch the show on Fox?"
RYAN: "Yeah, we did. He called me. He actually was very apologetic about it. He said, I had no idea that's what she was going to talk about. I thought she was going to talk about something else. So that was completely coincidental. He's right when he said that, he had no idea she was going do that. But this job, you take a lot of -- you take a lot of -- I knew this would be the last job I took in politics."
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NOAH: "It's going to be so much fun at the prom by myself! Our marriage is great, he's just been working a lot! No, the president isn't growing throwing me under a bus! Paul Ryan, what are you doing? This guy's doing a lot of work to keep from meeting the conclusion that President Trump is a giant dick which seems like the simplest explanation. Paul Ryan turned into such a pussy I'm surprised Trump hasn't grabbed him yet."
RYAN [clip]: "You know what happened? My wife texted me, I was flying to O'Hare and she said you picked the wrong lent to give up beer."
NOAH: "Even his wife knows it! This is one year Paul Ryan doesn't need to stress about lent. I bet Jesus was even, like, you don't have to give up drinking, you gave up your spine, now stay down you little bitch -- my child."