Noah: A Trump Pitch Would Get as Far as His Health Care Bill

‘Donald Trump does not know how to throw a baseball’

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NOAH: "Oh, no! Why isn't Donald Trump going to honor this classic presidential tradition? It's throwing a baseball, not releasing your tax returns. Come on, Trump. So, President Trump says he has a scheduling conflict. That's why he says he can't do it. I'm like, 'Yeah, sure.' Donald Trump does not know how to throw a baseball. That is what is going on here. That's what is happening. Which is weird, because he also doesn't know how to run a country but he's not embarrassed to try that. Like, I wish he had a scheduling conflict for that, you know. 'Do you want to be president?' 'I'm way too busy.' 'Oh, that's fine, thank God, thank God.' 'I could try to move —' 'No, don't worry, that's fine, that's fine.' I bet a Trump pitch would get about as far as his health care bill. Just drop halfway down to the plate."

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