Colbert to Trump: Are You Melting the Arctic for Russia Too?

COLBERT: "Just a quick word to Donald Trump about his plan to melt the Arctic: Are you doing this stuff for Russia, too? Because I don’t know what’s going on between you and Russia, sir, and I don’t think anyone else knows either. Partly because it’s really complicated, this kind of intrigue, did you call somebody, did anybody call you, did they hack for you, and partly because you’re really boring spies. So, I’m going to liven it up right now by explaining the situation with more exciting spies - the Tom Clancy novels. You see, the 'Commander in Chief' is reaching the 'Breaking Point' because Trump’s Administration is 'Under Fire' for a possible 'Call to Treason,' putting us in 'Clear and Present Danger,' 'Without Remorse,' which is why I’m experiencing 'The Sum of all Fears.'”