Colbert: With Trump, All Roads Lead to Moscow
COLBERT: "Of course, healthcare's important, but when it comes to Trump, all roads lead back to Moscow. Most of the controversy has swirled Russian ambassador and Pillsbury diplomat Sergey Kislyak. In fact, despite claiming absolutely no contact of any kind, by the latest tally, "At least five members of Trump's campaign team had contact with Kislyak before Trump took office." But they insist the contact was strictly under the shirt, over the Constitution. My question is why does this Ambassador Kislyak keep popping up everywhere? He looks so familiar. Wait a second. Jimmy, put up Ellen's selfie from the Oscars a few years ago. There he is! Right between Julia Roberts and Brad Pitt! And now that I think about it, put up the opening of "The Brady bunch." He's Jan! I should have known-- Jan always gets overlooked. Russia, Russia, Russia! Wait, hold on a second. Now they think of it. Put up the flag raising at Iwo Jima. Oh, my god. He's not even helping."