Colbert: If Trump Has Time for Golf, It Means America Is Great Again
For those of you keeping score at home, Donald Trump has gone golfing six times. Six times in 30 days. That does explain the bumper sticker on Air Force One: 'I'd rather be golfing, and there's a 20 percent chance that I am.' Now, we know — golf. Golf. Golf claps. Golf claps. Now, we know the President has been to the golf course six times, but for some reason, his aides would not confirm that Trump played golf each time he went to the course. Sure, he could be on the course for any reason. We know he loves making fun of people's handicaps! That deserves a golf clap. Oooh! But I know why they're dodging, when Trump was on the campaign trail, he said this:"
TRUMP "I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to go play golf."
COLBERT: "Well, then that's good news! If Trump has time to be out on the golf course, I guess that means America is great again."