Noah: Trump Doesn’t Seem To Know Anything About the E.O.’s He’s Signing
NOAH: "Oh, and speaking of being petty, can we just enjoy for a moment how Trump doesn't seem to know what any of these executive orders are actually about. Just watch him when he reads them. He looks like the bully in class on book report day who obviously didn't read the book."
TRUMP: "This is with respect to the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline. Dakota Access Pipeline."
NOAH: "It's exactly — it's exactly like a book report. 'This is the story of Beowulf. Beowulf. Shut up, Mikey, I'll punch you in the face. Shut up. Stop laughing.'"