Colbert: If It Rains on Inauguration Day, Trump Will Probably Call the Clouds ‘Rigged’

RUSH TRANSCRIPT:
COLBERT: "When Trump saw these dismal polls, he realized you can't please everybody and you've just got to work for the American people. I'm just (bleep) with you. He, of course, fired back at reality on Twitter saying: 'The same people who did the phony election polls, and are so wrong, are now doing the approval polls. They are rigged just like before.' Yes. Evidently, any bad news for Trump is rigged. If it rains on inauguration day, he'll tweet, "Fake weather. Clouds are rigged. Apologize!"