Todd Starnes on MTV’s ‘Resolutions for White Guys’: This May Shock MTV, But I’m a White Guy
"Hello, I'm Todd Starnes. Now this may come as a shock to some of you, but I am a white man. They tell me I'm pretty fly but that's a conversation for another time. I'm also Southern, drive a pickup truck, eat red meat, goes to church every Sunday, and get a little misty whenever I hear Elvis Presley's 'American Trilogy'. Now, that sound you're hearing in the background is MTV's audience stampeding right now to their safe spaces. They don't think too highly about us white men. Check out MTV's resolution for white guys: 'First off, try to recognize that America was never great for anyone who wasn't a white guy,' 'Can we all just agree that Black Lives Matter isn't the opposite of All Lives Matter? Black lives just matter. There's no need to overcomplicate it,' 'Learn what mansplaining is and then stop doing it.' Mansplaining? What the heck is mansplaining?"