Colbert: Trump Picking His Cabinet Like He’s Accepting Facebook Friend Requests
COLBERT: "Meanwhile, back here in the homeland, Trump continues to make cabinet appointments by accepting Facebook friend requests. It's a system. A system. The point is, a system is in place. There's a process. Click! Today, he named former neurosurgeon and current coma patient Ben Carson to be -- appointed Ben Carson to be Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. This is surprising because, just a few weeks ago, Carson made it clear he wasn't qualified to run a federal agency. But today Carson's spokesman explained that he is perfect for Housing and Urban development because "He did spend part of his childhood in public housing." Yes! So get ready for our next Surgeon General-- someone who has been to the doctor."