Lady Gaga’s New Video Simulates Sex, Resurrects Jesus, Ghandi, Michael Jackson

Lady Gaga Resurrects Jesus, Simulates Sex in Music Video (NewsBusters)

Is there a pithy acronym for “I have to do something crazy or no one will pay attention to my music?” 

Pop star Lady Gaga’s third album “Artpop” debuted November 2013, but her song “G.U.Y.” caught attention this week for making Billboard's top 100, and the music video is boasting over 30 million views. The video features Hearst Castle, the “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,” and (of course) sex – but to really spice things up, Lady Gaga resurrects Jesus, Gandhi and Michael Jackson to create a clone army. 

As an introduction, Lady Gaga calls upon the gods in her video: “Greetings Himeros/ God of sexual desire, son of Aphrodite/ Lay back, and feast as this audio guides you through new and exciting positions.” Her lyrics later explain just what “new and exciting” means: the girls are the “G.U.Y.s” (“Girl Under You”) and the guys are the “G.I.R.L.s.” (“Guy, I’m Romancin’ Loves”).