Conan Gets Booed While Urging Texans To Make Rick Perry Run for President

CONAN: "I learned that your governor Rick Perry got his degree in animal husbandry and had his own father-in-law to perform his own vasectomy. And in the '80s, his nickname was Crotch. I'm begging you, make this guy run for president -- for me."
AUDIENCE: [booes]
CONAN: "We need this guy. I don't care."