Noah: I Would Vote for Pence Just Because of How He Defends Trump

‘He’s like the guy who can’t convince his friend not to drive drunk but is really good convincing the cop that his friend isn’t really drunk’

"Oh. I see you guys focusing on the fact at hand but let's focus on the fact that this poor, poor man lost a billion dollars of other people's money. This man is brilliant. You know what, I would vote for Mike Pence just because of how he defends Trump. He's so good at this. He's like the guy who can't convince his friend not to drive drunk but is really good convincing the cop that his friend isn't really drunk. 'No officer he's not. Shut up dude, you're going to get us -- no, officer, we're going to die. No, no, he's good.' Tim Kaine by the way was okay in this debate. He was really scrappy and scrappy's not really what we needed. Look, here's the problem. Tim Kaine, too much preparation is not a good thing. It's great to prepare for a debate. But it's not great to prepare your punch lines."

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