Colbert: Millenials Like George H. W. Bush Is Voting for Hillary

COLBERT: "But I do know of one millennial who's voting for Hillary, former president George H.W. Bush. He qualifies as a millennial because I believe he's a thousand years old. Just kidding. He's a vigorous 92, and two years ago, he celebrated his 90th birthday by skydiving and tweeting about it. So to those of you out there whose grandpa still can't figure out how to use an iPhone, have him try it in midair. Here's how we know how he's voting. Yesterday, former Maryland official and Robert Kennedy's daughter, Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, posted this picture of her with H.W. on Facebook, saying, 'The president told me he's voting for Hillary!' Yeah. So, Jeb Bush, there goes your one write-in vote. Now, to recap: A Bush told a Kennedy he's voting for a Clinton. If you're playing along at home, that's Illuminati bingo."