Colbert: Hiding Pneumonia Diagnosis Makes Clinton Conspiracies Seem True

COLBERT: "This whole pneumonia saga feeds right into the narrative that Clinton's hiding things and she's too unhealthy to serve. Even Democratic strategist and man whose porn name is his real name, David Axelrod, tweeted: Can you imagine? Can you imagine if the door opened and he's there going, 'Pizza delivery?' Yeah, we're good, we're good. Axelrod tweeted, 'Antibiotics can take care of pneumonia. What's the cure for an unhealthy penchant for privacy that repeatedly creates unnecessary problems?' I'm not sure, but in a lot of families, it's alcohol. But in this case, there may be no cure because hiding her diagnosis makes all those Clinton conspiracies seem true. What else could be true? Is the Clinton Foundation really a big slush fund? Did they cover up an illicit cocaine ring? Is Hillary a blood-drinking extraterrestrial lizard in disguise? If so, she needs to drink more blood because she is getting dehydrated."