Colbert Goes on Rampage Against Hillary Lies: ‘Kids Now Say, Liar, Liar, Pantsuit on Fire’

‘You’re so dishonest, Hillary 16 is the number of times you have told the truth’

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RUSH EXCERPT:

COLBERT: "Secretary Clinton, you are so untrustworthy that Beyonce is working on a concept album about you. Come on! Come on, Hillary. You knew that people think you’re untrustworthy and then you did something untrustworthy? That’s like Richard Gere going to the pet store and hovering around the gerbil aisle. Okay. You look so shady right now that FIFA wants to hire you. Secretary Clinton, secretary Clinton, you’re so reckless on the Internet that A.O.L. Has asked for its 43 hours back. I mean, top secret? I don’t think you should be allowed to handle pop secret. I wouldn’t trust you with secret deodorant. Secretary Clinton, you lied so much that kids are now chanting “Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire.” You’re so bad I can’t believe you are so bad at running for president that I almost remembered who martin O’Malley is. Since you are obviously bad at lying, let me show you how to do it. I trust Hillary Clinton. You were so vulnerable to hackers, you might want to check your e-mail servers for fortune cookies because I am guessing there has been a lot of Chinese takeout. You’re so bad at running for president, that the only person you could beat is Donald Trump. ( Laughter) Yeah! You’re so dishonest, Hillary 16 is the number of times you have told the truth."

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