Noah: Trump Is Special, It Follows that His Picks as His Surrogates Are Also Special

NOAH: "The U.S. Election. Right now America is struggling trying to decide between who will be its next president. Madame secretary of secret service or a used diagram from the Jersey shore. And it's a big decision, so of course all the news media in America is focused on these two candidates and that creates a problem for the candidates because they can't be everywhere at once. They're not Kevin Hart. So instead, Trump and Clinton have campaign surrogates but Donald Trump surrogates are special. Because Donald Trump is special. And he always makes interesting choices. You know, like cleaning the fur out of a golden retriever's dog brush and using it as a wig. He thinks out of the box. His pick of surrogates are no different. This is all true, his social media director is his former golf caddy, all right. His campaign manager was a lobbyist for infamous dictators, and his current spokesperson Katrina Pierson is a failed Tea Party candidate for Congress who this past week shot to notoriety for saying this."