Noah to America: With Your Candidates, Maybe You Shouldn’t Have an Election Yet

‘America looks like it’s getting to a marriage that it’s going to regret’

NOAH: "So look, America, this is where you are. Grandma Nixon or traffic cone soaked in raw sewage. A real Sophie's choice, really. If Sophie hated both of her kids. Can I be honest with you guy, can I be honest with you? ... You can kick me out of the country after I've said it. I will be honest and say this. Maybe you shouldn't have an election. No, maybe you shouldn't have an election. Not now. Not now. Because right now, right now America looks like it's getting to a marriage that it's going to regret. And everyone can see that this is a bad idea. And I get it, look, you have got everything scheduled. The wedding planned, you've invited everybody over. You have spent an enormous amount of money but I'm going to be that asshole friend who tells you like it is. Maybe you need to call it off. Do not go through with this wedding. Because I'm telling you, two years from now, you're going to see your ex walking down the street and say man, I didn't realize how good I had it."

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