Noah on Trump Leading Nat’l. Poll over Hillary: How the F*#@ Did We Get Here?
NOAH: "You know, politics aside, people, you have to admit Barack Obama is the coolest president ever. He really is. He plays basketball, he tells jokes. You know, he smokes. It's like as if the president were black. It's just something special. But now he's leaving and it looks like choosing his replacement is a lot harder than anyone expected because 2016 was Hillary's presidency to lose. And it looks like that's exactly what she's doing."
FOX NEWS: "For the first time ever, Donald Trump takes the lead over Hillary Clinton in the national polling average. It is close to 43.4% to 43.2 %-- "
NOAH: "How the (bleep) did we get here? The only time anyone should be struggling to choose between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump is if they're picking a Halloween costume people! For president? America, are you serious right now? How are you stuck with two choices? This is the same country with 17 different types of corn flakes ... You people have six Kardashians when you only need one, and you've just got two presidential candidates! I don't understand! Like before this election started, Hillary Clinton was one of the most popular public officials in the country. Now, she's losing to an overcooked sweet potato! How the hell does this happen?"