Colbert: Fiorina ‘Honored To Accept a Job that Will Never Exist’

COLBERT: "Yes, Ted Cruz -- has found -- run -- ning mate. As the former head of Hewlett Packard, Fiorina is the perfect choice to balance the ticket and save some money on toner-- and I gotta say, Ted Cruz has got some serious whaifos rancheros to announce a vice president at this stage ... And Fiorina was clearly honored to accept this important job that will never exist."