Colbert Gets Coveted Seat Reserved for First Lady of France at State Dinner
COLBERT: "Folks, this was the state dinner to be invited to because it was in honor of French president and thoughtful croissant Francois Hollande. When last we dished on Francois' private life 'la merde was hitting le fan' because he had been caught stepping out on France's first lady, Valerie Trierweiler who he's not married to with a second later actress Julie Gayet. So there was one big question hanging over this dinner -- "
ANCHOR 1: "Who is he going to bring along as France's first lady?"
ANCHOR 2: "When you have a foreign guest, the first lady would be seated next to the spouse."