Fallon Mocks Kasich: We Can’t Forget that He’s Still in the Race
FALLON: “We can’t forget about John Kasich, who is still in the race for the Republican nomination. He actually attended a Townhall here in New York last night where he was talking about kids in school. And he had something pretty interesting to say. Take a look.”
KASICH [video]: “One of the most important people you can find in the school is the janitor or the lunch lady, because those are the people that kids feel safe talking to in revealing their deepest, darkest — darkest kind of fears.”
FALLON: “Nothing is more comforting than a school janitor who’s like, ‘Tell me your darkest fears.’ ‘Okay. What? Call the police if that happens’ ... ‘What are you talking about? That story again?’ John Kasich was a nerd in high school, clearly. ‘Will you go to the prom with me, lunch lady?’”