Colbert Suggests More Imaginary Gov’t Offices Trump Can Eliminate When He’s President

‘We looked it up, and the Department of Environmental does not exist, meaning Trump is either talking out of his ass, or he’s already eliminated it’

COLBERT: Yes, absolutely. Trump promised to kill the wasteful Department of Environmental, the DEP. Even the abbreviation is wasteful. Because that "P" doesn't stand for anything. Now, we looked it up, and the Department of Environmental does not exist, meaning Trump is either talking out of his ass, or he's already eliminated it. That's very impressive. And you know it's just a matter of time before Trump eliminates all the other wasteful departments we don't need because they don't exist. Big government programs like the Federal Bureau of Moneying. The Department for the Farms. The Bureau of Birds and Foxes. The Environmental Erection Agency. The U.S. Steak Department. The Department of the Inferior. The U.S. Ghost Guard. The Department of Justins. The United States Mint Chocolate Chip. And the Department of Health and Human Centipedes.

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