Colbert: Just Like Transgenders, Ted Cruz Doesn’t Identify with What’s on His Birth Certificate

‘Listen, North Carolina, people change

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COLBERT: “‘Bucket of News.’ All right, let’s see what we’ve got in here. North Carolina just passed a law aimed at transgender people that says that if you’re using a public bathroom, you have to use the one that matches the gender on your birth certificate. So North Carolinians, if you’re out on the town and have to use the facilities, first, just go to the county clerk, get the long-form of your birth certificate, and you’re all good. Oh, also bring your passport or you won’t be allowed to wash your hands. Now, a lot of people are coming out against this law. Even the attorney general has called it ‘a national embarrassment.’ Not at all, sir. There’s no reason for the rest of us to be embarrassed. This one is all yours. Listen, North Carolina, people change. There are tons of folks who simply don’t identify with what’s on their birth certificate. For instance, Ted Cruz wishes his didn’t say ‘Canada.’”

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