Noah: Cruz on Cuba Sounds Like a Guy Upset About a Party He Wasn’t Invited To

‘Okay, no messages, because I wasn’t going anyway, because tonight I’m busy staring in the mirror and practicing human smiles’

CRUZ [video]: " -- Hollywood celebrities and rock musicians drinking mojitos at the embassy, the political prisoners languishing are left behind,by this president."
NOAH: "I love how the people behind Ted Cruz look like they are political prisoners. They don't look happy to be there at all. It almost feels like Ted Cruz isn't complaining about opening up Cuba as much as he's complaining about a party he wasn't invited to. 'A party with rock stars and celebrities, makes me so mad, if they called me right now, I wouldn't even go, I'll just check -- okay, no messages, because I wasn't going anyway, because tonight I'm busy staring in the mirror and practicing human smiles.'"

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