Colbert: If Cruz Wins, ‘It’s Goodbye Candidate We Don’t Like, Hello Candidate We Can’t Stand’
COLBERT: "So with Kasich swallowed in a storm of confetti, there's only one candidate left who can stop Donald Trump. And his name is Ted Cruz. Oooh! Oooh! Ooooh! Because here's the deal, mathematically Cruz is the only guy remaining who can beat Donald Trump, and he's got a message for every other Republican."
CRUZ [video]: "I would invite you to join us to come together. We welcome you with open arms. Come join us. We welcome you with open arms. We would welcome you to our team. We would welcome you with open arms. We welcome you to our teams. We welcome you with welcome and opening arms."
COLBERT: "Yes, come. Yes, come, don't resist, children. I welcome you with open arms. Shhh! Here, have some butterscotch. I'm your father now. And if Ted Cruz is right, if every single anti-Trump voter unites behind him, he could get enough delegates to be the nominee. Then the GOP Establishment can say, goodbye, candidate we don't like. Hello, candidate we can't stand."