Stewart on SOTU: All Vague Goals Where Achievement Is Difficult To Measure

STEWART: "So what is a president to do when he knows he can't do much? Perhaps announce goals so vague there's no way to guage if he actually achieved them."
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OBAMA: "Let's get immigration reform done this year, it's time ... Citizenship means standing up up for the lives gun violence steals from us each day ... This year let's all come together to give every woman the opportunity she deserves because I believe when women succeed America succeeds."
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STEWART: "You know,we already do so much for women. Some nights we even let them drink free."