Noah Likens Supporting Trump to Masturbation

NOAH: "But, but, but... Great news. This just in."
FOX NEWS: "We have breaking news now. Sarah Palin endorsing Donald Trump for president."
NOAH: "It has begun! I felt like Sarah Palin was always going to endorse Donald Trump. I don't know why. Why did it take her this long? It's like eight minutes into a porn, and they're still talking about the plumbing. It's, like, we all know where it's going, stop being coy and just get there! This is a power match-up. I can't wait for more of this. But speaking of Donald Trump, according to recent polling, the 'Teflon Donald' is currently dominating the Republican field. He's even doing surprisingly well among evangelical voters. Because you see, supporting Donald Trump is a lot like masturbation, you know it's a sin but it feels so good."