Noah Mocks Cruz: He Was Like Cheering Trump While Making Love to His Wife

‘Excellent thrusting motion, Mr. Trump — Can I get you a Gatorade? You’re putting in quite the workout’

NOAH: "I have to say, I've never been more impressed with Donald Trump because not only is he making Ted Cruz look like a dick, but because Trump brought up 9/11, Ted Cruz has to stand there and applaud Trump while he does it. That's like getting a guy to cheer for you as you make love to his wife. 'Excellent thrusting motion, Mr. Trump. Can I get you a Gatorade? You're putting in quite the workout.'"

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