Trump Complains Environmentalists Want To Take away His Hairspray

“Obama does not want to hit them too hard because he is afraid he is going to pollute the atmosphere. No, this is serious. Now, think of it — he talks about the carbon footprint, and yet, he’ll fly a very old air force one, an old Boeing 747, with the old engines and you know, spewing stuff. 

So, he’s got a problem with the carbon footprint. You can’t use hairspray, because hairspray is going to affect the ozone. I’m trying to figure out — let’s see, I’m in my room in New York City, and I want to put a little spray so that I can — (Laughter) (Applause) — right? But I hear where they don’t want me to use hairspray. They wanted to use the pump, because the other one, which I really liked better than going bing, bing, bing — (Laughter) — and then it comes out in big globs, right? And you’d stuck in your hair and you say ‘Oh, my God, I got to take a shower again, my ear is all screwed up, right? (Applause) I want to use hairspray — they say don’t use hairspray, it is bad for the ozone.”