Noah to Critics Calling Obama a ‘P*ssy:’ Humans Come out of It and They Still Work

NOAH: "Yeah, so I was hoping for a little more excitement, you know. I was hoping that maybe he was going to come out and tell us he was actually born in Indonesia but it's too late now, bitches! So I mean, I was a little underwhelmed. Turns out, I'm not the only disappointed person."
PETERS [video]: "Look, Mr. President. We're not afraid! We're angry! Pissed off! Furious! We want you to react! We want you to do something! You're afraid! I mean, this guy is such a total pussy, it's stunning!"
NOAH: "This is one of those moments where I wish the guy was in the same room as the president.  I could just picture Obama at that moment going, 'why don't, uh, we, uh, take this outside? Why don't we, uh -- .' I really don't understand why calling someone a pussy an insult, I've never understood this, because vaginas are such strong, powerful things. Humans come out of vaginas and they're still working. They're indestructible! You just sit on a penis wrong and it breaks. You say someone's a dick and -- sorry, I get carried away by this. By the way, this guy, he's an asshole."