Noah Mocks Idea of Arming Football Fans to Fight Against Terrorism
NOAH:"Now unfortunately we can't only deal with ISIS online. It's not like every other aspect of our lives. And thankfully there are people out there offering practical solutions."
NEWSCAST [video]: "The nation's largest police union is pushing for some NFL fans to be allowed to carry concealed weapons in stadiums ... The letter cited the recent attacks in a soccer stadium in Paris saying on duty police officers may not be able to find and neutralize every potential threat."
NOAH: "Oh, yeah, arming football fans. Who looks at a stadium filled with drunk dudes screaming at athletes and thinks, 'You know what these guys need? Guns.' Yeah, yeah. You really want guns for these Eagle fans who use snow as a weapon, really? That's what you want? You want them to get snow. They use snow, you know that peaceful substance, that almost water, yeah, yeah. And you want them to have guns at games now, that is what you are saying? Sorry, Eagles fans, that you are Eagles fans."