Stewart Mocks O’Reilly for Likening Marijuana, Russian Roulette, Texting and Internet

STEWART: "Literally? What are you talking about literally? In fact, I think the only difference between a bong hit and pointing a loaded gun at your own skull is that the gun can kill you instantly and must never be criminalized or restricted in any way ever -- ever! [cheers and applause] And then -- by the way, I want to point out to the audience at home, they are applauding ironically. [laughter] Then the 'just say no' part of the program took a bit of a hairpin turn.
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O'REILLY: "Now more bad news, combine the drug aspect with the internet. According to the report by the American Academy of Pediatrics, 75% of 12-17 year olds in the U.S. have cell phones and virtually all of them text."
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STEWART: "What the hell just happened? How do we go from 'just say no' and what is with all the beep beep, boom boom machines and with the 'lol' and the 'ttyl' and the music and the dancing with the pelvis and -- What happened? You wouldn't happen to have a surprising example of a society and culture that is getting it right here that perhaps undercuts the inherent message in everything you and your colleagues at Fox have ever said."